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I Heart Wal-Mart……
Today’s Fortune: Today will be memorable. Today was not very memorable. It was actually pretty boring. All we did today was work on the sisters. ValenTina is impossible. All she does is boss me around, even though I made sure she got some very sparkaly eyeshadow. She decided today that she needed to extend her stage name. Now she is demanding to be called “Pink Floyd/ValenTina Turner.” Tomorrow is Valentines Day and I am very excited, because this is the first year I have celebrated this holiday. It is all about telling people you love them, which is very nice. …