• Farewell, Pink Floyd / ValenTina Turner!!

    Today’s Fortune: You will witness a special ceremony. My fortune cookiesa are right again! Today is the official day for the “Boxing ValenTina” ceremony. Today is the day we pack her up for the trip to California.  She will be traveling by Priority mail.  I found out a while back that Priority means “very important.”  Even though she is difficult, I am glad she will get Priority treatment. I was very sweet to her today. After all, she is my sister, and it will be quite a while before we see her again. We gathered all of her things together,…

  • Twisted Sisters…..

    Today’s Fortune: Avoid focusing on the negative aspects of the past. That is pretty good advice. I have been seriously rethinking my decision for us to make sisters for me to play with, but I guess now that they are finished, it is too late to do anything about it, so I should just look on the bright side. After all, they are very……..um………entertaining? Early last week, we went Target to shop for sister socks.  They had a very nice selection, and I got to hang from one of those plastic things that they put socks on.  (I thought it…

  • Guts, eyeballs, and other stuff….

    Today’s Fortune: A financial investment will yield returns beyond your hopes. Wow! I can’t believe how true these fortunes are!   A few days ago, I invested in some socks to make a couple of colorful sisters for me to play with.  They are starting to take shape, and they are definitely way beyond what I had hoped for.  Mom keeps telling me, “Be careful what you wish for.”  She is very wise.  Maybe she can fill in for the guy who writes fortunes when he goes on vacation. The sisters won’t let me show pictures of them, because they…

  • Me and my Priority life…

    Today’s Fortune: Today will be pleasant, your life will be prosperous. That fortune is so true. This was a very, very pleasant and prosperous day, indeed! I got up very early this morning so I could make a Valentine to send to my friend Dharma Marmalade. She lives in a place called “Connecticut”. Mom showed me where it is on a map. It is very far away, but I might visit there someday. Mom got out all kinds of pretty paper, glue, crayons and scissors for me, so I could be very creative. I worked really hard and made a…