Today’s Fortune: Take a trip with a friend.

My fortunes always give good advice, so yesterday, I decided to take a trip with my friend Puglet to Mutt’s Amazing Hot Dogs. Mutt’s is a new restaurant that just opened yesterday here in Oklahoma City. It is owned by our friends Cally Johnson and Kathryn Mathis, who also own our favorite restaurant, Big Truck Tacos. We have been waiting and waiting, and we are so glad they are finally open!

I figured Mutt’s would be a great place to take Puglet, because he is a mutt himself.  Things were going great until Puglet saw the menu.  He got very worried when he saw that aside from some really tasty side orders, the menu mostly listed dogs, fixed all kinds of interesting and yummy ways.

I tried to explain to Puglet that these were not dogs like him, but it was too late.  Mom said she thought he had been “traumatized”.  I felt pretty bad for him, but I didn’t let that stop me from ordering.   I checked out the menu while Puglet rested.  The menu is fantastic!  They have everything from regular hot dogs to specialty hot dogs made out of stuff like lamb, bison, kobe beef and Spam!  They even have a breakfast link dog with scrambled eggs, which I plan to try next time I’m there. Here’s a link to their menu, if you want to see all the good stuff they serve at Mutt’s.

I went up to the counter to place my order, and they had some awesome salt and pepper shakers.  I was really glad that I left Puglet at the table though, because I think those might have traumatized him some more.

I ordered some fried pickles, chili-cheese fries, and a Long Island hot dog, which is a really long hot dog with spicy mustard and sauerkraut.  The food was even better than I had dreamed it would be!!

The food was absolutely delicious!!  The hot dog was super tasty, and the fried pickles and chili-cheese fries were the best I have ever had!  I could not eat my whole hot dog, so I had to get a to-go box for it.  When I got home, I was so full I could barely move.   I looked almost as traumatized as poor old Puglet.  Mom said she though I was suffering from a “hot-dog coma.”  If you have to have a coma, this is the best kind to have.

So, once again, it is time for one of my famous restaurant reviews!  Mutt’s Amazing Hot Dogs gets my highest rating – Five Twinkies!!! I am also awarding them eleven bonus Swedish fish for having such cool decor, fourteen bonus cheetos for the awesome hot dog shakers, and a whole bonus tub of buttercream frosting for putting up with Puglet and his drama!

I heart Mutt’s Amazing Hot Dogs!!!!  Even if Puglet doesn’t.  Good luck, my friends!!

Today’s Vocabulary Words: Traumatized, hot dog coma