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And now, a word from our sponsor!!!!
Today’s Fortune: A thrilling time is in your immediate future. That is very true!!!! I am having a thrilling time right this very minute!!!! I have figured out that lots of famous people get paid to advertise stuff!!!! That is called getting a sponsor!!!! The sponsor lets the famous person talk about the stuff they want to sell!!!! I have decided I need one!!!! My Dad brought home something called, “Krispy Kreme”!!!! I want Krispy Kreme to be my sponsor!!!! Krispy Kreme gave Dad a whole box full of donuts!!!! They are really good, and good for me, too!!!! They…
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My snazzy new wardrobe….
Today’s Fortune: An admirer is too shy to greet you. I wonder who that might be? It is probably somebody who has seen me in my new clothes and thinks that I am a different monkey than they remember. Whoever you are, admirer, please know that I am just the same old Noah. I just got some new clothes, is all. I am glad Mom finally got me some clothes, even if she did not knit them. She is working on getting me some sweaters and pants made, which is good, because these clothes do not fit me quite right.…
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Star Wars and Super Friends…..
Today’s Fortune: Your everlasting patience will be rewarded soon. Well, that is some good news! I have been waiting and waiting for Dharma to get here. Hopefully, she will arrive this week. Until then, I will be everlastingly patient. I can’t wait to show her all of the good stuff I got at the flea market yesterday! When I finally got it all out, I could not believe how much fun new stuff I had to play with! When you are buying stuff, you sometimes forget what you got until you get home with it. It was a lot to…
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Pezzes and horses – but no fleas…..
Today’s Fortune: You will have a very pleasant experience. I’m pretty sure this fortune will come true because I always have a very pleasant experience. Today was no different. In fact, I had too many of them to talk about in one day. The first pleasant experience was that it was cold today, and I got to wear my new baseball jacket. It is very good. I got it yesterday, but I will have to talk about getting it later, because there’s too much else to tell about. The second pleasant experience was taking ValenTina to the Post Office! I…
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Farewell, Pink Floyd / ValenTina Turner!!
Today’s Fortune: You will witness a special ceremony. My fortune cookiesa are right again! Today is the official day for the “Boxing ValenTina” ceremony. Today is the day we pack her up for the trip to California. She will be traveling by Priority mail. I found out a while back that Priority means “very important.” Even though she is difficult, I am glad she will get Priority treatment. I was very sweet to her today. After all, she is my sister, and it will be quite a while before we see her again. We gathered all of her things together,…
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Meet the Geezers (Part One)…..
Today’s Fortune: Your greatest fortune is the large number of friends you have. Wow! Another fortune is right! I have so many friends now that I can’t even count them all, and it seems like every day I make some more friends! I am even starting to grow on the geezers here, which is good, because they were not very nice to me when I first got here. Most of the sock monkeys here at my house are very old. Mom has been collecting them for a long time. They live in our kitchen, because there is a lot of…
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I Get Creative…..
Today’s Fortune: Your artistic talents win the approval and applause of others. I sure hope this fortune is right. I have a lot riding on it. My girlfriend Dharma will be here sometime next week, and I am very excited about that. She is coming to visit as part of the sock monkey exchange student program called “TSM.” That stands for Traveling Sock Monkeys. We will be sending ValenTina to California, and Dharma will be coming here from Connecticut, which sounds like a pretty bad deal for California. My friend SassylePoof! will be going to stay at Dharma’s house, and…
