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Today’s Fortune: A thrilling time is in your immediate future.
That is very true!!!! I am having a thrilling time right this very minute!!!! I have figured out that lots of famous people get paid to advertise stuff!!!! That is called getting a sponsor!!!! The sponsor lets the famous person talk about the stuff they want to sell!!!! I have decided I need one!!!!
My Dad brought home something called, “Krispy Kreme”!!!! I want Krispy Kreme to be my sponsor!!!! Krispy Kreme gave Dad a whole box full of donuts!!!! They are really good, and good for me, too!!!! They have “0 Grams Trans Fat” and they are “100% Delicious”!!!! It says so right on the box!!!!
Krispy Kreme also gave Dad a great big thing of coffee!!!! It is called a “Brew Box”!!!! It does not say how many “Grams Trans Fat” it has, but I am sure it is very good for me, too!!!!
Mom says I have had way too much sugar and caffiene today, but I think she is wrong!!!! Krispy Kreme is tasty and good for me!!! Coffee, coffee, coffee!!!! Donuts, donuts, donuts!!!! Please be my sponsor, Krispy Kreme!!!!!!!!!
Today’s Vocabulary Words: Krispy Kreme!!!! Grams Trans Fat!!!! Brew Box!!!!
2 Comments
Big Monkey
That’s a pretty big coffee, Noah! I hope you can sleep tonight. As Homer Simpson would say, “Mmm… donuts!”
– Big Monkey
Noah
Hi, Big Monkey!!!!
Coffee, coffee, coffee!!!!! Love, Noah