• The JDT Monkey Shines Club!!!

    Today’s Fortune: Now is the time for your leadership skills to shine. Another great fortune!  I enjoy getting to be the leader! Usually, Mom is the leader, but she does not feel good today, so I am on my own. She took me to Michael’s last Saturday, and she let me pick out some good stuff. I got stuff to make a really good valentine for Dharma, and I will probably start working on it this week. Mom also got me some more magnetic letters for the fridge, because Santa didn’t bring me quite enough to spell all the stuff…

  • I am a TV Star!!!!

    Today’s Fortune: Others are attracted to your endearing warmth. This is a true fortune.  Mom started me a Fan Club Page on Facebook a couple of days ago. I already have 50 fans, so my endearing warmth must be attracting people. I wanted my own Facebook account, but Facebook does not let you have a page if you are a sock monkey. We could probably get around that by pretending that I am a regular person, but Mom reminded me that we do not  break the rules. Plus, she likes being Adult Supervision. Yesterday morning I got to go to…

  • I Hate Woolite and Scotch-Gard!!!

    Today’s Fortune: You will pass a difficult test that will make you happier. I have had better fortunes, but this one was very true.  I passed the test, but it took a while for the happy part to come around. I had to take a bath a few days ago. Mom said it would be fun.  She got out special bubble bath called “Woolite”, some after-bath body mist called “Scotch-Gard”, and my glow-in-the-water  Peeps that my Auntie Tracy sent me for Easter. I was really looking forward to having a bath, because I have never had one before. The bubbles…

  • I Heart Big Truck Tacos!!!

    Today’s Fortune: Your sports team will be very successful this year. That is an interesting fortune. I don’t really have a sports team. My Uncle Phil does, though. He really likes the Oklahoma State University Cowboys, but he is sick of them losing football games. My fortunes are almost never wrong, so I think I will give this fortune to Uncle Phil. He needs it more than I do. Last night, we got to go to a place called Big Truck Tacos!  It was super good, and I have decided it is time for another one of my famous Restaurant…

  • Noah’s Tasty Hoppin’ John with Extra BAM!!

    Today’s Fortune: Your creative talent is reflected in your work. Well, once again, my fortune is right! The Hoppin’ John I made last night was so good, I will have to share the recipe! Even my Uncle Phil really liked it, and he doesn’t like stuff like onions and peppers. Hoppin’ John has both, but he liked it just fine! So this recipe is Noah tested, Uncle Phil approved!! Here is what you will need to make Noah’s Tasty Hoppin’ John with Extra BAM!!: (If you decide to make my Hoppin’ John you can print a copy of my recipe…

  • Hoppin’ John and Resolutions….

    Today’s Fortune: You will have much to be thankful for in the coming year. I am glad to get this wonderful fortune on New Year’s Day! It should be a great year. We are already planning a summer trip to Ashevegas, with all of our good friends that can come! Last night’s New Year’s Eve celebration was kind of disappointing. There were no fireworks in our town like there usually are. I guess maybe the fireworks guys did not want to stand in the snow. That was okay, though, because me and Puglet had our own celebration. We popped several…

  • Fireworks and Frosty Puggerhuggers!!

    Today’s Fortune: You will make many changes before settling satisfactorily. That is a very true fortune! Me and Puglet spent the whole day today inventing a new recipe, but we finally got it perfect, and I can share it with all my friends! Today is New Year’s Eve. Tomorrow it will be a whole new year. I can’t wait to see what is in store for me in 2010! There will be fireworks at midnight tonight. Me and Puglet are ready. That is because we were careful planners, and we saved some of our fireworks from Independence Day. We have…