• Dharling Dharma……

    Today’s Fortune: You will be invited to an exciting event. The exciting event is that Dharma Marmalade is finally here!! She arrived yesterday, just as my Mom was leaving to meet with one of those people she calls “Client”. Dharma did not have to wait on the porch, but she did have to stay in her box on the bar in our kitchen, because I could not open the tape by myself. I kept her company until Mom and Dad got home. Dad got home before Mom did, and he helped me open the box. We used a thing called…

  • More monkeys!!!!

    Today’s Fortune: There is a true and sincere friendship between you and your friends. This is a great and true fortune. My wonderful friend Dharma arrived today, and I almost didn’t get to blog tonight, because I have been showing her around our house and helping her get settled in. She will be here for a few weeks, and I will show pictures of her tomorrow. She is beautiful!!! My Mom has wonderful friends, too!!! On Tuesday, I was still waiting for Dharma to get here. This was the day after we got the hula monkey box from Pam, and…

  • My Bobble-Headed Friends….

    Today’s Fortune: A friend is a present you give yourself. I have given myself several friends over the past few days. Mom has had to work the last three days, so I have been a latchkey monkey, just watching for packages to arrive. On Monday, the postman arrived while she was at work, and he left a package on the porch. I was worried that it was Dharma, and that she would not think I was a very good host, leaving her on the porch and all. When Mom came home, she brought in the box. It was not Dharma.…

  • And now, a word from our sponsor!!!!

    Today’s Fortune: A thrilling time is in your immediate future. That is very true!!!!  I am having a thrilling time right this very minute!!!! I have figured out that lots of famous people get paid to advertise stuff!!!!  That is called getting a sponsor!!!!  The sponsor lets the famous person talk about the stuff they want to sell!!!!  I have decided I need one!!!! My Dad brought home something called, “Krispy Kreme”!!!! I want Krispy Kreme to be my sponsor!!!! Krispy Kreme gave Dad a whole box full of donuts!!!! They are really good, and good for me, too!!!! They…

  • My snazzy new wardrobe….

    Today’s Fortune: An admirer is too shy to greet you. I wonder who that might be? It is probably somebody who has seen me in my new clothes and thinks that I am a different monkey than they remember.  Whoever you are, admirer, please know that I am just the same old Noah. I just got some new clothes, is all. I am glad Mom finally got me some clothes, even if she did not knit them. She is working on getting me some sweaters and pants made, which is good, because these clothes do not fit me quite right.…

  • Star Wars and Super Friends…..

    Today’s Fortune: Your everlasting patience will be rewarded soon. Well, that is some good news! I have been waiting and waiting for Dharma to get here. Hopefully, she will arrive this week. Until then, I will be everlastingly patient. I can’t wait to show her all of the good stuff I got at the flea market yesterday! When I finally got it all out, I could not believe how much fun new stuff I had to play with! When you are buying stuff, you sometimes forget what you got until you get home with it. It was a lot to…

  • Pezzes and horses – but no fleas…..

    Today’s Fortune: You will have a very pleasant experience. I’m pretty sure this fortune will come true because I always have a very pleasant experience. Today was no different. In fact, I had too many of them to talk about in one day. The first pleasant experience was that it was cold today, and I got to wear my new baseball jacket.  It is very good.  I got it yesterday, but I will have to talk about getting it later, because there’s too much else to tell about.  The second pleasant experience was taking ValenTina to the Post Office! I…