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My hard work pays off….
Today’s Fortune: Your hard work is about to pay off. My fortunes are always right. Today is no different. My hard work paid off in a big way! I took yesterday off from blogging. I was just too tired. Yesterday we had a thing called “Daylight Savings Time”. Daylight Savings Time is supposed to give you an extra hour of daylight. As far as I can tell, we didn’t get an extra hour of anything. Instead, we lost an hour of sleep, which made us all feel tired and cranky. Mom says it takes a day or two to adjust…
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A grand time at Grand House!!
Today’s Fortune: A quiet evening with friends is the best tonic for a long day. I spent a quiet evening with friends last night. Well, sort of quiet. Me and Dharma and Mom and Dad went to Grand House for dinner. Dharma and I got to dine by candlelight. It was very romantic. We had the shrimp lo mein, which was very tasty. We had shrimp lo mein on Thursday night, too, but it was from a different place and it was nowhere near as good as Grand House. We shared a plate. It was very romantic. After dinner, we…
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Dharling Dharma……
Today’s Fortune: You will be invited to an exciting event. The exciting event is that Dharma Marmalade is finally here!! She arrived yesterday, just as my Mom was leaving to meet with one of those people she calls “Client”. Dharma did not have to wait on the porch, but she did have to stay in her box on the bar in our kitchen, because I could not open the tape by myself. I kept her company until Mom and Dad got home. Dad got home before Mom did, and he helped me open the box. We used a thing called…
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More monkeys!!!!
Today’s Fortune: There is a true and sincere friendship between you and your friends. This is a great and true fortune. My wonderful friend Dharma arrived today, and I almost didn’t get to blog tonight, because I have been showing her around our house and helping her get settled in. She will be here for a few weeks, and I will show pictures of her tomorrow. She is beautiful!!! My Mom has wonderful friends, too!!! On Tuesday, I was still waiting for Dharma to get here. This was the day after we got the hula monkey box from Pam, and…
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My Bobble-Headed Friends….
Today’s Fortune: A friend is a present you give yourself. I have given myself several friends over the past few days. Mom has had to work the last three days, so I have been a latchkey monkey, just watching for packages to arrive. On Monday, the postman arrived while she was at work, and he left a package on the porch. I was worried that it was Dharma, and that she would not think I was a very good host, leaving her on the porch and all. When Mom came home, she brought in the box. It was not Dharma.…
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And now, a word from our sponsor!!!!
Today’s Fortune: A thrilling time is in your immediate future. That is very true!!!! I am having a thrilling time right this very minute!!!! I have figured out that lots of famous people get paid to advertise stuff!!!! That is called getting a sponsor!!!! The sponsor lets the famous person talk about the stuff they want to sell!!!! I have decided I need one!!!! My Dad brought home something called, “Krispy Kreme”!!!! I want Krispy Kreme to be my sponsor!!!! Krispy Kreme gave Dad a whole box full of donuts!!!! They are really good, and good for me, too!!!! They…
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My snazzy new wardrobe….
Today’s Fortune: An admirer is too shy to greet you. I wonder who that might be? It is probably somebody who has seen me in my new clothes and thinks that I am a different monkey than they remember. Whoever you are, admirer, please know that I am just the same old Noah. I just got some new clothes, is all. I am glad Mom finally got me some clothes, even if she did not knit them. She is working on getting me some sweaters and pants made, which is good, because these clothes do not fit me quite right.…
