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I’m Dharma’s Super Hero!!
Today’s Fortune: You will enjoy doing something different this coming weekend. That is good news! I can’t wait to see what I will get to do, because as far as I know, we don’t have any plans. Something different will be great fun! Speaking of great fun, I have received some wonderful gifts in the mail in the past several days! We got a belated Christmas present from our dear friend Gramma. She is my Auntie Lulu, and she lives in Brooklyn, which is in New York. She is an artist! She made us this wonderful porcelain bowl, with a…
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Our Big Night Out at Big Truck Tacos!!
Today’s Fortune: In every enterprise, consider the outcome. This is very good advice. I just wish I’d gotten this fortune before I ate so much at Big Truck Tacos last night. We decided to go to Big Truck Tacos last night because they were celebrating their first night of being open with the new late hours. I read on Facebook that we should wear our Snuggies, but Mom said she did not have time to make me a Snuggie, so I decided to wear my pajamas instead. I found my pirate hat, which looks really good with my pajamas, so…
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My Dad is Famous!!
Today’s Fortune: Your lost item will be found. That is a very good fortune. I can’t seem to locate my pirate hat, but if the cookies say it will turn up, I will just not worry about it. I still have plenty of time to find it before Talk Like a Pirate Day happens again. We have had a busy weekend. We rescued monkeys from Buchanan’s, but they need some surgery before we can tell everybody about them. Dad spent today taking some pictures. He has lots of cameras, and really enjoys photography. He is pretty good at it,…
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The JDT Monkey Shines Club!!!
Today’s Fortune: Now is the time for your leadership skills to shine. Another great fortune! I enjoy getting to be the leader! Usually, Mom is the leader, but she does not feel good today, so I am on my own. She took me to Michael’s last Saturday, and she let me pick out some good stuff. I got stuff to make a really good valentine for Dharma, and I will probably start working on it this week. Mom also got me some more magnetic letters for the fridge, because Santa didn’t bring me quite enough to spell all the stuff…
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I am a TV Star!!!!
Today’s Fortune: Others are attracted to your endearing warmth. This is a true fortune. Mom started me a Fan Club Page on Facebook a couple of days ago. I already have 50 fans, so my endearing warmth must be attracting people. I wanted my own Facebook account, but Facebook does not let you have a page if you are a sock monkey. We could probably get around that by pretending that I am a regular person, but Mom reminded me that we do not break the rules. Plus, she likes being Adult Supervision. Yesterday morning I got to go to…
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I Hate Woolite and Scotch-Gard!!!
Today’s Fortune: You will pass a difficult test that will make you happier. I have had better fortunes, but this one was very true. I passed the test, but it took a while for the happy part to come around. I had to take a bath a few days ago. Mom said it would be fun. She got out special bubble bath called “Woolite”, some after-bath body mist called “Scotch-Gard”, and my glow-in-the-water Peeps that my Auntie Tracy sent me for Easter. I was really looking forward to having a bath, because I have never had one before. The bubbles…
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I Heart Big Truck Tacos!!!
Today’s Fortune: Your sports team will be very successful this year. That is an interesting fortune. I don’t really have a sports team. My Uncle Phil does, though. He really likes the Oklahoma State University Cowboys, but he is sick of them losing football games. My fortunes are almost never wrong, so I think I will give this fortune to Uncle Phil. He needs it more than I do. Last night, we got to go to a place called Big Truck Tacos! It was super good, and I have decided it is time for another one of my famous Restaurant…
